| Rank | Player | Kills on de_absurdity | Headshots | Hpk |
| 1 |  Bonsai |
2 | 1 | 0.5000 |
| 2 | Terminator |
1 | 1 | 1.0000 |
| 3 |  icynoob |
1 | 1 | 1.0000 |
| 4 |  Dangerous Dave |
1 | 0 | 0.0000 |
| 5 | Barack Osama |
1 | 1 | 1.0000 |
| Rank | Player | Kills on de_absurdity | Headshots | Hpk |
| 1 | Bonsai |
2 | 1 | 0.5000 |
| 2 | Terminator |
1 | 1 | 1.0000 |
| 3 | icynoob |
1 | 1 | 1.0000 |
| 4 | Dangerous Dave |
1 | 0 | 0.0000 |
| 5 | Barack Osama |
1 | 1 | 1.0000 |