| Rank | Player | Kills on arghhh | Headshots | Hpk |
| 1 |  Tim |
13 | 5 | 0.3846 |
| 2 | Neil A. Armstrong |
13 | 2 | 0.1538 |
| 3 | Fergus |
10 | 2 | 0.2000 |
| 4 | Billy the Kid |
9 | 1 | 0.1111 |
| 5 | Yuri |
8 | 5 | 0.6250 |
| 6 | Isaac Newton |
8 | 2 | 0.2500 |
| 7 | Henry |
8 | 4 | 0.5000 |
| 8 | Martin |
7 | 3 | 0.4286 |
| 9 | Wesley |
6 | 2 | 0.3333 |
| 10 | Waldo |
5 | 2 | 0.4000 |
| 11 | Frank |
5 | 2 | 0.4000 |
| 12 | Ernie |
5 | 2 | 0.4000 |
| 13 | Alfred |
4 | 3 | 0.7500 |
| 14 | Galileo Galilei |
3 | 0 | 0.0000 |
| 15 | Nick |
2 | 1 | 0.5000 |
| 16 | Cecil |
2 | 0 | 0.0000 |
