| Rank | Player | Kills on arghhh | Headshots | Hpk |
| 1 |  Tim |
13 | 5 | 0.3846 |
| 2 | Neil A. Armstrong |
13 | 2 | 0.1538 |
| 3 | Billy the Kid |
9 | 1 | 0.1111 |
| 4 | Isaac Newton |
8 | 2 | 0.2500 |
| 5 | Wesley |
6 | 2 | 0.3333 |
| 6 | Waldo |
5 | 2 | 0.4000 |
| 7 | Ernie |
5 | 2 | 0.4000 |
| 8 | Galileo Galilei |
3 | 0 | 0.0000 |
